After the Animal Revolution, monkeys will take revenge on us for attempting to domesticate them. Monkeys do not make good pets. There are very sensible arguments for this--Hilzoy makes them most eloquently--and there are the times when it is self-evident that one must be a bit crazy to keep a monkey as a pet:On one occasion, they got in a wrestling match, and Higgins [the baboon] put one of his “steel-like fingernails” through Bob’s...