7 November 2006, 0258 EST

Shorter Ken Mehlman, Rick Santorum, and assorted other Republican talking heads:

Lots of bad things are happening. Iran just tested advanced missiles. Anti-US forces are on the rise in Latin America. Terrorism is on the rise. We’ve made the world more dangerous.

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