President Bashar Al-Assad Needs Our Help!

12 May 2012, 1423 EDT

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But, seriously. What kind of self-respecting despot barely customizes the template used by all imperiled leaders who need help moving their funds out of country? He could have at least replaced “my country” with “Syria.” But I guess Assad has lots of other things on his mind, so we can forgive him.