I should probably be wary of taunting the coming moopocalypse, but, as everyone knows, I laugh in the face of obsolescence. So, without further explanation, here are my top ten reasons for MOOCs: 10. The "sage on a stage" isn't just dead... she's undead and in high-definition. 9. Web 1.0 monetized those eyeballs like nobody's business. 8. When your acronym is homophonous with "mook" what could possibly go wrong? 7. MMOCs would probably be too...