Good Morning Duckies... Happy April Fool's Day. Here are some stories which we didn't make up just for this day...: Nicholas Sarkozy will soon be an employee of Qatar. The four year long battle for the Euro is not over. The top US adviser in Afghanistan is a former kebab restaurant owner from Nebraska. The $37 billion Little Crappy Ship (a.k.a. "The Klingon Bird of Prey") is not survivable in combat. The Indian Air Force loses one fighter...


