Babbler! Who guessed C. A is Joel Osteen, purveyor of the prosperity gospel -- God wants you to make money. He seems like a nice enough chap, not mean-spirited, but as a former Catholic, I still have a good deal of alms for the poor in me. I don't like conspicuous consumption; it seems sinful. But it is a perfect mix for social conservatives who don't want to be taxed! B is Billy Graham from the 1970s. Everyone knows Billy Graham. C is Rick...